je suis celebataire....

ok. so that ^^^^ would mean 'i'm single' in french. this is as true for me in french as in english. however. i have, as of this moment....discovered how it is you become 'unsingle'....you play farkle on facebook.

yes, ladies (and gentlemen)....its as easy as that.

just in case, i will 'break it down...'

a. go on facebook.
b. play farkle.
c. get hit on via FARKLE CHAT by creeeeeeepers.(sexy, right???)

et, voila!!! single no more!!!

i know...sounds amazing right?
yeah. um, not so much. i didnt think so either. but apparently, to the creepers living in cyberspace....its a BRILLIANT plan.....


LOSERS.
thanks for the free entertainment. hahahahahaha.

parents and social networking

so i have come to the conclusion that any and all 'information' gathered by my parents about my life/recent outings through facebook creepage is their problem. haha. i am, lucky me, friends with both my parents (as well as a gang of other parental-esque family members and friends), and recently, via fb stalking, my mother has become increasingly concerned about how i spend my free time/money. haha. i am justifying my choices by telling myself that she is the one who signed up for facebook, and is fishing around...and then i remember all the stories she has told me of her 'younger days'...and i realize i need no justification, because nothing i do will ever be as gangster as mama OR dad were...hahahaha.